Real estate has its own language, and sometimes, what we say and what we mean are two very different things. 😆✨
From “rustic with a perfect view to the stars” (aka, there’s a hole in the roof) to “perfectly sized” (if you’re a minimalist… to the extreme), we’re here to decode the lingo and keep it real.
Stay tuned for more behind-the-scenes fun, real talk, and a little humor—because buying and selling should be transparent (unlike that “cozy” listing with no windows). 😉